Gridiron Devotee Gifts

'You replaced my photo with a photo of some football team, and you have the nerve to ask why I'm upset?!'

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Vendor selling testosterone.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Mark Gastineau

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Snowman Football Fan.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

Before instant replay.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

The game comes first...

Ahhh, spring baseball.