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'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Where'd he go?'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Stop the big guy!

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Hockey Goal

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

College Football

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Stretcher Header.

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Another meeting?"

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"He should've passed the puck."

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

Colts Win!!!

'...This is scary. We're dealing with a linebacker who blitzes just for the thrill of it.'

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

'Now that's Hi-def!'