Game Day Giggler Pillows

'I guess this is the interpretation I requested.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Men can show their emotions!

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Hockey Goal

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Stretcher Header.

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"He should've passed the puck."

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.