Game Day Jesters Pillows

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I hate performance review season."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Men can show their emotions!

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

' I hope you're not trying to suggest that I don't pay you enough Foster ! '

Bowled out.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'I ran with them once.'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Live soccer today.

Bears Win!!!

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -