Game Day Reveler Pillows

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Men can show their emotions!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

First past the post.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Post Game Day Betting.

'His wife is very supportive.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I quit."

The game comes first...

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"You're the sport on my telly"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Wilfried Zaha

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Football Bomb