Game Day Storyteller Pillows

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

'Do as I say: Hand over the ball or I'll pull the finger ... er ... trigger.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I quit."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."