Game Day Jesters Gifts

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I hate performance review season."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Men can show their emotions!

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

' I hope you're not trying to suggest that I don't pay you enough Foster ! '

Bowled out.

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'I ran with them once.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"I'll have my people call your people."