Game Day Heckler Gifts

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Men can show their emotions!

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Young spectators teasing a cricket player.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

'Foul ball!!'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

'I guess this is the interpretation I requested.'

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'