Game Day Humorist Gifts

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Toilet paper for sale at a football match

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Little league world series of poker.

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Tennis ball girl.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

Magician Playing Golf.