Game Day Comedian Gifts

The Rugby Throw Up.

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

Little league world series of poker.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.