Game Night Comedian Gifts

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Little league world series of poker.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The Big Game Park

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.