Classic Game Comedians Gifts

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

Referee penalises footballer for using a tissue.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'My mind's gone blank.'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Roll Playing Game

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Block Lives Matter

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

"First one to eleven."

'Time out!'

'7th inning, stretch time.'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Dating computers.

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.