Gamer Humorist Gifts

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Roll Playing Game

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Twitter that!

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Pi fight!

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

You've got snail.

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"I sell them for Website names."

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."