Gamer Humorist T-Shirts

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Roll Playing Game

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

Facebook For Dogs.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Pi fight!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Is that a finger?"

"I sell them for Website names."

You've got snail.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Do NOT refresh this page."