Game Humorist Gifts

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'Time out!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

Religion and technology.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

String Quartet Vending Machine