Game Humorist Gifts

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'Time out!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

"Guac-A-Mole"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Religion and technology.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...