Humorous Gamer Gifts

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Tug the Toggle

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"We suck at this."

Super Karamazov Bros.

Alien Claw Game

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

"Angry humans!"

Block Lives Matter

Roll Playing Game

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

Game: How to talk smart & live dumb.

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

'Time out!'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Hot desking in action