Comical Gamer Gifts

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Knights of the bedside table.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Silly sausages

...I told you never to enter without knocking

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Tug the Toggle

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"We suck at this."

Old Fred's Seat

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

Super Karamazov Bros.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

Block Lives Matter

Roll Playing Game

Alien Claw Game

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'