Humor Gamer Gifts

"Guac-A-Mole"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Silly sausages

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

The October 31 Committee

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Tug the Toggle

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"We suck at this."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Super Karamazov Bros.

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

Block Lives Matter

"Good news! Tests confirm your expiration date is a typo."

Roll Playing Game

Computer video dreidel.

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'Time out!'

'No, but I've got last years.'

Wait, I went on this tree yesterday. He's obsessed with his new IPeed app.

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

Ben Pasternak

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'