Game Room Humorist Gifts

"The blues in a terrible position"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Moses on the web

Little league world series of poker.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Bed Fellow

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Stop the big guy!

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'My member requires some interest.'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Chicane

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

Roll Playing Game

Size matters!

"Does he byte?"