Game Room Humorist Pillows

"The blues in a terrible position"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Moses on the web

Little league world series of poker.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Bed Fellow

'Gravity wins - again.'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Stop the big guy!

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'My member requires some interest.'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Chicane

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

"Does he byte?"

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

Roll Playing Game

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

Size matters!

Eighties Throwback.