Game Day Humorist Pillows

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Toilet paper for sale at a football match

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Little league world series of poker.

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Tennis ball girl.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'