Ballgame Humorist Gifts

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I hate PowerPoint.'