Big Game Humorist Gifts

"Rhino Poachers !"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Magician Playing Golf.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'