Big Game Storyteller Gifts

'That was my first ever kill.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"He's a keeper!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Live Bait.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

"Rhino Poachers !"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'He got game.'

Marcus Rashford

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."