Big Game Strategist Gifts

'So, I says shoot him one more time just to be sure. . .'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Stag poker"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Businessman at the deep end.

Atilla the Hun's Business School

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Happy National Mulligan Day

"Why are they being so mean to us?"