Big Game Enthusiasts Gifts

'The funny part of it was that at the time I was hunting butterflies!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Musical ice flows

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"I need you to finish this over the weekend."

Whack the author.

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

Canadian Chess

'He got game.'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."