Big Fish Enthusiasts Gifts

"Then I told Jonah, I'm a big fish not a whale, get your story straight."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"It's my helper trout!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Aquatic Thrill Seekers