Big Fish Tale Enthusiast Gifts

The Great White Fib.

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"He's a keeper!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Live Bait.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Something Like Sport.