Big Fish Story Enthusiast Gifts

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

The one that got away

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Father imagining son with fish

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Live Bait.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Something Like Sport.