Big Fish Storyteller Gifts

'There goes 18 stone of muscule to fight a 2Ib trout to the death!'

"You should have seen the one I got away from . . . he was huge!"

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

"This one almost got me!"

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

Live Bait.

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

"He's a keeper!"

Angling Club Competition.

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

"I came for the carp!"

"With luck, if I suddenly yank the line hard enough, he'll fall in: get ready..."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Uh-oh! This looks like trouble!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

Fishing Contest

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'