Big Fish Tale Spinner Gifts

'Can you find my brother?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

fairy tales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Every App tells a story.