Fishing Tale Spinner Gifts

Mermaids

The one that got away

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

K9 Litterati.

There was something fishy about this jump,

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Every App tells a story.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'