Fishing Tale Spinner Gifts

Mermaids

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

Fishing Contest

Battleship Bingo Night.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

K9 Litterati.

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

Every App tells a story.