Imaginative Fish Tale Spinner Gifts

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

Noel Coward.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Battleship Bingo Night.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Every App tells a story.