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'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

fairy tales

Fishing Contest

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Every App tells a story.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'