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Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.

'You dream of days like this!'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Anglers being shown a giant catch

Go Fishing.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'It's the newest thing out in a measuring stick.'

'I said throw it back.'

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

"Chasing lures and fighting fishermen is all fun and games until someone gets a hook in the eye."

"He may be small but he put up a heck of a fight."

"Go big or go home."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."