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"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Burke and Hare and Hare

"Go big or go home."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'