Fish Tale Twister Prints

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"Go big or go home."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Burke and Hare and Hare

"... And that one I tickled to death."