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"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man fishing with large bait

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'