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"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

National Bass Anglers Headquarters - 'Thank you for not lying.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Isabel Allende

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Best Seller

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."