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'It's a catfish, I caught him on a artificial mouse.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'