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'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'