Fish Story Collector Gifts

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'This should come out just right.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'