Big Fish Tale Spinner Pillows

'Can you find my brother?'

The one that got away

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"He's a keeper!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Battleship Bingo Night.

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."