Fish Tales Spinner Pillows

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

fairy tales

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

K9 Litterati.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Every App tells a story.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.