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'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

The one that got away

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

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"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Fishing Contest

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

K9 Litterati.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Every App tells a story.

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.