Big Fish Hunter Gifts

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'That's right! Make me look like a complete ignoramus!'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Fisherman

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Live Bait.

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

The Great White Fib.

"This one almost got me!"