Big Fish Chasers Gifts

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The Salmon Fisherman

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

The Great White Fib.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

"OK, now tell me about the pain when that 20 pound bass got away..."

Delights of sea angling!

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."

"It's the third time I've thrown you back. Get one of your bigger brothers!"

"Then I told Jonah, I'm a big fish not a whale, get your story straight."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VII

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.

Supermarket - Indy Market.

Fisher being pulled in by his catch

'That's right! Make me look like a complete ignoramus!'