Big Fish Chaser Gifts

Delights of sea angling!

"It's the third time I've thrown you back. Get one of your bigger brothers!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The Salmon Fisherman

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Liar's Club fish

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

"OK, now tell me about the pain when that 20 pound bass got away..."

Ice Floe Kids

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."