Big Fish Enthusiasts Pillows

"Then I told Jonah, I'm a big fish not a whale, get your story straight."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Lap fish..."

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's my helper trout!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."