Giant Fish Enthusiasts Pillows

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."